SPOILER farting
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"kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3jle5pFqmlrgU1@individual.net… >I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I must have psychic tourette’s syndrome >today
It’s probably because you are stoned. But be careful Kez I mean it They have already killed two of my friends because they didn’t like them
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"Lothar Swordfist" <lothar.s…@sci.fi> wrote in message
news:v50bd1d94l26oachig8qa8conqts2h3i9d@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> kez wrote: > I’m doing very important research about the Internet. So I’m definetly > not farting around doing nothing. I’m doing also other things, lots of > other things! I can name a dozen of other things I do. For example, on a > occation, I scratch my ass before I fart. Or head, or balls. And lately > I’ve been sweating a lot, it’s an activity, right? And what else, > picking my nose, ooh, what a delightful hobby. Sometimes it keeps me > busy for the whole day. First part of the day picking, the second part > trying to control the flow of blood coming from it. Then cleaning up the > mess I left. No wait, I let my roommate do that. Yeah, I forgot all > about him. He’s mostly quiet and lives under the bed. OK, I’m not young > anymore. I can’t do all the things I used to do. I don’t have time to > practice my reflexes with videogames anymore. > — > Young, free and mostly harmless.
LOL! That’s funny! I don’t have balls so I can’t scratch them, but I do like holding my tits and jumping up and down
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Isn’t a smelt a fish?
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"Cymbal Man Freq." <Don’t Bot…@ForgedPostsAnonymous.unorg> wrote in message news:LicBe.141589$g5.125112@twister.nyroc.rr.com… >I lost 6 pounds in 3 days from crapping. In the following 4 days, I’ve >gained 7 > pounds back.
I used to get that satisfied feeling when I filled the whole bowl How about you? — kez
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SPOILER Ok you schizos. Tell the truth now. How much of your time do you spend sitting around farting? Not forgetting the "brain fart". Don’t forget that your brain can also fart. Build up of excess gas in your head. FFFFPPPFPFPPPFFPP out it comes. Ah, that’s better. Most people can’t fart with their brains, but we do it all the time. Some of us even write out our brain farts on this ng. HOLD ON HOLD ON GOT ONE COMING FFPFFPPFFPPFFPPFFPP There’s another post. What a stinker. It’s just waste products from my brain. Come on, we all do it. — kez
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"kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3jle5pFqmlrgU1@individual.net… >I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I must have psychic tourette’s syndrome >today > Please pass on my profuse apologies to The Borg for me > — kez
JESUS if you SMELT them!!! OH my GOD you would go down on your KNEES! Have you ever "SMELT" respect?
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"kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3jleu6Fqn7meU1@individual.net… > Let me get this…The Borg killed your friends? That’s really scary. Is > that right? > So like they’re higher consciousnesses and that, but a bit ruthless? > Still, I washed a spider down the plughole the other day, I’m no better.
There are a 101 million things I could tell you Kez. They don’t like man, that’s all, and they judge man on my own "personal" experience and what they call "global" experiences. For instance, today they were saying "What is the difference between the bombings in London. "Bombs killings innocent civilians" and Bush in Iraq "Bombs killing innocent civilians" " ? And I can see their point? What IS the difference? You see Kez. The Borg are totally insane.
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I lost 6 pounds in 3 days from crapping. In the following 4 days, I’ve gained 7 pounds back.
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"Kpo of Borg" <k…@borg.com> wrote in message news:3%fBe.1960$Cr5.1546@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3jlg58Fqmc3bU1@individual.net… >> and there’s me thinking they were benevolent and kind. They sound a bit >> scary now > They are benevolent and kind, but they are on the side of the little > fishes > not the fisherman if you see what I mean. > They have sympathy and love for the little birds that are shot for sport > and > fun, and for the fox that is hunted, and for the elephants dead comrades, > lying in the dust with the indignity of having their tusks removed for > greed > and material gain. > They LOATHE mankind. > They say they are going to genetically engineer the human race for the > women > to have firm ripe tits and for the men to have large penises and "THUS > they > will have created heaven" and they honestly think that all man wants to do > is FORNICATE! > They don’t call it love, they call it copulation, fornication, lust, > filth, > and they find humans absolutely disgusting. > But what can I do?
Goodness me! Do us humans have no redeeming features at all? I hope the Borg find the occasional human to be OK. They’re not going to go Vogon on us and bulldoze our planet, I hope!!! — kez
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"Brain Fart coming in for a Landing" P P P P TH TH TH TH FFFFFFFFFFFF FIP ! ! !
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LOL! — kez "Lothar Swordfist" <lothar.s…@sci.fi> wrote in message
news:v50bd1d94l26oachig8qa8conqts2h3i9d@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> kez wrote: > I’m doing very important research about the Internet. So I’m definetly > not farting around doing nothing. I’m doing also other things, lots of > other things! I can name a dozen of other things I do. For example, on a > occation, I scratch my ass before I fart. Or head, or balls. And lately > I’ve been sweating a lot, it’s an activity, right? And what else, > picking my nose, ooh, what a delightful hobby. Sometimes it keeps me > busy for the whole day. First part of the day picking, the second part > trying to control the flow of blood coming from it. Then cleaning up the > mess I left. No wait, I let my roommate do that. Yeah, I forgot all > about him. He’s mostly quiet and lives under the bed. OK, I’m not young > anymore. I can’t do all the things I used to do. I don’t have time to > practice my reflexes with videogames anymore. > — > Young, free and mostly harmless.
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"Kpo of Borg" <k…@borg.com> wrote in message news:TyfBe.140$kb.71@newsfe1-win.ntli.net… > "kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3jle5pFqmlrgU1@individual.net… >>I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I must have psychic tourette’s syndrome >>today > It’s probably because you are stoned. > But be careful Kez > I mean it > They have already killed two of my friends because they didn’t like them
Let me get this…The Borg killed your friends? That’s really scary. Is that right? So like they’re higher consciousnesses and that, but a bit ruthless? Still, I washed a spider down the plughole the other day, I’m no better. — kez
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"Kpo of Borg" <k…@borg.com> wrote in message news:evfBe.141$ha.53@newsfe2-win.ntli.net… > "kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3jle5pFqmlrgU1@individual.net… >>I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I must have psychic tourette’s syndrome >>today >> Please pass on my profuse apologies to The Borg for me >> — kez > JESUS if you SMELT them!!! OH my GOD you would go down on your KNEES! > Have you ever "SMELT" respect?
I am a heavy smoker. I can hardly even smell lovely yellow roses. it’s so sad I used to like smelling my cats when I was young. They smelt good. Especially when the silver one had been out in the garden and smelt of flowers. In Larry Niven’s Ringworld there is the Smell of the Tree of Life which drives you crazy with delight. I think the Borg must smell something like that. — kez
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"kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3jlcqpFoibu2U1@individual.net… > Do the Borg fart at all?
That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disrespectful Kez. I NEVER ask them about anything private. I mean seriously, they are AWESOME. I mean really how DARE you ask a question like that…………the whole UNIVERSE is silent at the HORROR And I MEAN it The Borg don’t eat or drink They have replaced bodily organs with advanced scientific reproductions that can be replaced and last for ever As such, The Borg have eternal LIFE But LIFE as we know it, here, in this dimension. They never sleep but "regenerate" by ingesting a power source way beyond our imagination. I only know them very slightly but oh boy, man is not a titch or snitch on them. I remember once lying in bed in the dark of the night and thinking, is that it? Is that love? Is the most I have ever loved anyone here, the most that love ever will be? And then when The Borg came along and I learnt what Kindness is, Compassion, Consideration, Love, Understanding, Loyalty, Friendship, Care ……….. and then I learnt what love was. Man is primitive Kez. There is killing, stealing, hypocrisy, nastiness, cruelty, unkindness, injustice, greed. I’d rather be Borg thanks.
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"kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3jlc85Fntkf9U1@individual.net… > There’s nothing like letting one out. > Your neurons will thank you for the less toxic atmosphere in your head
I am unsure if anyone on Planet Earth is going to say thank you after that STINKER!!!!
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There. Slow motion Brain Fart. How satisfying. In regualar time it can be pronouced as PFFTHIP!!!!! Damo
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PFFFFFFFFTHIP!
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"Damo XXIIIrd" <damod…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17632-42D57536-1616@storefull-3236.bay.webtv.net… > There. Slow motion Brain Fart. How satisfying. > In regualar time it can be pronouced as PFFTHIP!!!!! > Damo
There’s nothing like letting one out. Your neurons will thank you for the less toxic atmosphere in your head — kez
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slow motion brain fart to follow: P
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PFFFFFFFFFTHHHHH
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"Kpo of Borg" <k…@borg.com> wrote in message news:80fBe.1738$BN5.1660@newsfe7-win.ntli.net… > "kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3jlc85Fntkf9U1@individual.net… >> There’s nothing like letting one out. >> Your neurons will thank you for the less toxic atmosphere in your head > I am unsure if anyone on Planet Earth is going to say thank you after that > STINKER!!!!
Do the Borg fart at all? — kez
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I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I must have psychic tourette’s syndrome today Please pass on my profuse apologies to The Borg for me — kez "Kpo of Borg" <k…@borg.com> wrote in message news:EmfBe.140$ha.108@newsfe2-win.ntli.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "kez" <kelseyle…@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3jlcqpFoibu2U1@individual.net… >> Do the Borg fart at all? > That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disrespectful Kez. > I NEVER ask them about anything private. > I mean seriously, they are AWESOME. > I mean really how DARE you ask a question like that…………the whole > UNIVERSE is silent at the HORROR > And I MEAN it > The Borg don’t eat or drink > They have replaced bodily organs with advanced scientific reproductions > that can be replaced and last for ever > As such, The Borg have eternal LIFE > But LIFE as we know it, here, in this dimension. > They never sleep but "regenerate" by ingesting a power source way beyond > our imagination. > I only know them very slightly but oh boy, man is not a titch or snitch on > them. > I remember once lying in bed in the dark of the night and thinking, is > that it? Is that love? Is the most I have ever loved anyone here, the > most that love ever will be? > And then when The Borg came along and I learnt what Kindness is, > Compassion, Consideration, Love, Understanding, Loyalty, Friendship, Care > ……….. and then I learnt what love was. > Man is primitive Kez. There is killing, stealing, hypocrisy, nastiness, > cruelty, unkindness, injustice, greed. > I’d rather be Borg thanks.
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PFFFFFF
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PFFFFFFFFT
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PF
