Seatbelts DO save lives
Question:
Altho my seatbealt robbed all 3 of my former siblings out of 10 million dollars today 
To explain, while driving down a country road out here in the boondocks, my right rear tire lost the pavemnet and since I have just removed all 3 bed boxs( to put 1 new one in) I was ass light in the tail……….So being that its a 4×4 I could NOT recovered from the spins even tho I kept turning into them. I was only doing 20mph but the grade of the road made me pick up speed and flip over. Good thing I had police training and knew to go dead limp. So when I stopped rolling, I was upside down hanging from my shoulder harnes seatbelt! Since I have a GPS cell phone but the nearest 911 center with the ability to pick up GPS is 75 miles away and my cell phone carrier uses a cell center out of state since I have a TDD cell phone, it was usless. I did try to reach help on my Ham radio, but Sunday mornig in the Bible Belt, Bin Ladden could walk in and rape al the cows and NO one would know! So I did the next best thing, SOS on my horn…………..2 Ham radio opts showed up in 2 minutes called Police and Fire. Fire dept took one look and thought they had a fatality crash. The police showd up and I could hear the cop say "Oh thats just Bob, he is probably hanging around in there laughing at us" He was my sparring partner in the local police academy last Spring and knows a simple roll over won’t stop me. He climbed up and opend my door, so I could wiggle around and pop open my seat belt and he gave me his arm crawl out on. Mind you I can not speak a word and was sweating buckets in the hot noon sun. So we all rolled it back on all 4s and it started right up! With no body damage, (but my tranny may be DOA) So it was my seat belt that ruined my greedy former siblings inheritence Monday morning I sign my new will!:) They will get exactly what I got since I became this disabled from brain surgery for TS $00,000,000. That is the support I got . So with our second daughter on the way, I shall say my Goodbyes to ast due to so many have killfiled me that only very few will see and learn this valuable lesson of Seatbelts.BBye Ya ll
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"What about Bob??" <ka1…@charter.net> wrote in message news:10hddaieq9a0d4a@corp.supernews.com… > So with our second daughter on the way, I shall say my Goodbyes to ast due > to so many have killfiled me that only very few will see and learn this > valuable lesson of Seatbelts.BBye Ya ll
Congrats on the 2nd daughter! Congrats on surviving your rollover. You’ll be missed around here. still inventing
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"What about Bob??" <ka1…@charter.net> wrote in message news:10hddaieq9a0d4a@corp.supernews.com… >To explain, while driving down a country road out here in > the boondocks, my right rear tire lost the pavemnet and since I have just > removed all 3 bed boxs( to put 1 new one in) I was ass light in the > tail……….
Wow, glad you are ok! > Good thing I had police training and knew to go dead limp.
My sister told me when there is a fatal accident involving a drunk driver, the dd will more likely survive because they are so drunk that they go "limp". > So it was my seat belt that ruined my greedy former siblings inheritence > Monday morning I sign my new will!:)
Very important now that you have a family! > So with our second daughter on the way, I shall say my Goodbyes to ast due > to so many have killfiled me that only very few will see and learn this > valuable lesson of Seatbelts.BBye Ya ll
Congratulations on your new dtr. I think the ng is slow because of the summer, everyone’s off doing "stuff" and the flames going on. I don’t think it is a personal thing why your posts aren’t getting a big response. No posts really are. You have alot to contribute to ast, hope you stick around. Tc. Jodi
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"What about Bob??" <ka1…@charter.net> wrote in message news:10hddaieq9a0d4a@corp.supernews.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Altho my seatbealt robbed all 3 of my former siblings out of 10 million > dollars today To explain, while driving down a country road out here in > the boondocks, my right rear tire lost the pavemnet and since I have just > removed all 3 bed boxs( to put 1 new one in) I was ass light in the > tail……….So being that its a 4×4 I could NOT recovered from the spins > even tho I kept turning into them. I was only doing 20mph but the grade of > the road made me pick up speed and flip over. > Good thing I had police training and knew to go dead limp. So when I stopped > rolling, I was upside down hanging from my shoulder harnes seatbelt! > Since I have a GPS cell phone but the nearest 911 center with the ability to > pick up GPS is 75 miles away and my cell phone carrier uses a cell center > out of state since I have a TDD cell phone, it was usless. > I did try to reach help on my Ham radio, but Sunday mornig in the Bible > Belt, Bin Ladden could walk in and rape al the cows and NO one would know! > So I did the next best thing, SOS on my horn…………..2 Ham radio opts > showed up in 2 minutes called Police and Fire. > Fire dept took one look and thought they had a fatality crash. The police > showd up and I could hear the cop say "Oh thats just Bob, he is probably > hanging around in there laughing at us" > He was my sparring partner in the local police academy last Spring and knows > a simple roll over won’t stop me. > He climbed up and opend my door, so I could wiggle around and pop open my > seat belt and he gave me his arm crawl out on. > Mind you I can not speak a word and was sweating buckets in the hot noon > sun. > So we all rolled it back on all 4s and it started right up! With no body > damage, (but my tranny may be DOA) > So it was my seat belt that ruined my greedy former siblings inheritence > Monday morning I sign my new will!:) They will get exactly what I got since > I became this disabled from brain surgery for TS $00,000,000. That is the > support I got . > So with our second daughter on the way, I shall say my Goodbyes to ast due > to so many have killfiled me that only very few will see and learn this > valuable lesson of Seatbelts.BBye Ya ll
Glad you are safe, and many of us do see you.
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"What about Bob??" <ka1…@charter.net> wrote in message news:10hddaieq9a0d4a@corp.supernews.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Altho my seatbealt robbed all 3 of my former siblings out of 10 million > dollars today To explain, while driving down a country road out here in > the boondocks, my right rear tire lost the pavemnet and since I have just > removed all 3 bed boxs( to put 1 new one in) I was ass light in the > tail……….So being that its a 4×4 I could NOT recovered from the spins > even tho I kept turning into them. I was only doing 20mph but the grade of > the road made me pick up speed and flip over. > Good thing I had police training and knew to go dead limp. So when I stopped > rolling, I was upside down hanging from my shoulder harnes seatbelt! > Since I have a GPS cell phone but the nearest 911 center with the ability to > pick up GPS is 75 miles away and my cell phone carrier uses a cell center > out of state since I have a TDD cell phone, it was usless. > I did try to reach help on my Ham radio, but Sunday mornig in the Bible > Belt, Bin Ladden could walk in and rape al the cows and NO one would know! > So I did the next best thing, SOS on my horn…………..2 Ham radio opts > showed up in 2 minutes called Police and Fire. > Fire dept took one look and thought they had a fatality crash. The police > showd up and I could hear the cop say "Oh thats just Bob, he is probably > hanging around in there laughing at us" > He was my sparring partner in the local police academy last Spring and knows > a simple roll over won’t stop me. > He climbed up and opend my door, so I could wiggle around and pop open my > seat belt and he gave me his arm crawl out on. > Mind you I can not speak a word and was sweating buckets in the hot noon > sun. > So we all rolled it back on all 4s and it started right up! With no body > damage, (but my tranny may be DOA) > So it was my seat belt that ruined my greedy former siblings inheritence > Monday morning I sign my new will!:) They will get exactly what I got since > I became this disabled from brain surgery for TS $00,000,000. That is the > support I got . > So with our second daughter on the way, I shall say my Goodbyes to ast due > to so many have killfiled me that only very few will see and learn this > valuable lesson of Seatbelts.BBye Ya ll
Wow… great descriptive story. I was in a rollover once, but the rolling over went so slow, no damage to people, but the car, rolled over in a ditch… I basically killed daddy’s car. 
It’s not fun hanging from the seatbelt. I remember, being so worried that the car was still running while upside down. I was desperately trying to shut it off. I don’t know why but I just kept remembering all those movies with car exploding. lol Congrats on the new little one… your family will surely keep you busy now… no more rollovers for you… — Joanne mom to Mat the Amazing!
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Don’t worry, we will be here when you return. We all use our seatbelts you know. JMM
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>Don’t worry, we will be here when you return. We all use our seatbelts you >know. >JMM
I should hope so, we’d have to be major idiots not to. Sara
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In article <20040813012045.11031.00003…@mb-m02.aol.com>, Sesgardner wrote: >>Don’t worry, we will be here when you return. We all use our seatbelts you >>know. >>JMM >I should hope so, we’d have to be major idiots not to. >Sara
Why are you rumor mongering me like this Sara? I always use my seatbelt. Blurt
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In article <7nqoh0tee7tqrp8miomg9d5v07o2fse…@4ax.com>, – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Blurt Durtwurd wrote: >In article <20040813012045.11031.00003…@mb-m02.aol.com>, >Sesgardner wrote: >>>Don’t worry, we will be here when you return. We all use our seatbelts you >>>know. >>>JMM >>I should hope so, we’d have to be major idiots not to. >>Sara >Why are you rumor mongering me like this Sara? I always use my >seatbelt. >Blurt
Oops – never mind. I thought you said _the_ major idiot.
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‘Twas Fri, 13 Aug 2004 07:21:55 GMT when all alt.support.tourette stood in awe as Blurt Durtwurd <blurtdurtw…@worldnet.att.net> uttered: >>I should hope so, we’d have to be major idiots not to. >Why are you rumor mongering me like this Sara? I always use my >seatbelt.
She should have said "Even major idiots use seatbelts." — RB |
